Cruise Editorials

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Ship Review

Symphony of the Seas Cleanliness: Inside Its CDC Report

Symphony of the Seas scored 99 on its August 29, 2026 CDC sanitation inspection. Spotless Sailor walks all 28 items on the report, deck by deck.

Oct 12, 2026
Ship Review

Celebrity Reflection Cleanliness: Inside Its CDC Report

Celebrity Reflection scored 100 on its August 22, 2026 CDC sanitation inspection. Spotless Sailor walks the 22 items the report still lists, deck by deck.

Oct 12, 2026
analysis

NCL's Haven: Same Price, Not the Same Haven

NCL Haven suites on Jewel-class ships cost about what the full Haven does, but NCL's own fine print says they lack the Haven lounge and restaurant. The numbers.

Oct 8, 2026
analysis

Do Newer Cruise Ships Pass CDC Inspections Better?

Do newer cruise ships score higher on CDC inspections? We matched 182 ships to the year they entered service. Slightly, but age explains only about 6%.

Oct 8, 2026
Ship Review

Celebrity Edge Cleanliness: Inside Its CDC Inspection

Celebrity Edge scored 98 on its May 25, 2026 CDC sanitation inspection. Spotless Sailor walks the report deck by deck: what cost the two points, what didn't.

Sep 23, 2026

Cruise Private Islands Now Take 1 in 5 Caribbean Calls

Cruise private islands take 18.8% of Caribbean port calls across 17,553 sailings in our data. Same hours ashore as a real port. The line just owns the beach.

Aug 24, 2026

Caribbean Cruise Ports With a US Travel Advisory

See which popular Caribbean cruise ports, including stops in Haiti and Honduras, carry a current US State Department travel advisory, and what it means.

Jul 22, 2026

Cruising Alone the First Time? How to Meet People at Sea

Cruising alone for the first time? How to meet people on a cruise โ€” the social touchpoints, the best ships for solo travelers, and how to dodge the single supplement.

May 25, 2026
Persona Take

Fifty Years at Sea: Megaships vs Classic Cruising

After fifty years cruising, one retiree on how megaships replaced the quiet, line-free experience he fell for โ€” and the classic ships that still keep it alive.

May 23, 2026
Ship Review

Celebrity Beyond Review: A Luxury Seeker's Honest Take

Is Celebrity Beyond worth it for discerning travelers? One particular luxury cruiser shares what genuinely impressed him โ€” and what still gives him pause.

May 11, 2026

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Family-friendly cruises with kids clubs, waterparks, flexible dining, and shore excursions for all ages.

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Luxury Seeker

High-end cruise experiences with suites, fine dining, and private excursions โ€” exclusivity over price.

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Retiree Voyager

Longer, slower-paced cruises with enrichment, comfort, and a relaxed onboard atmosphere.

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Deal Chaser

Best value and smart deals: price drops, strong per-night value, and bundled perks.

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Explorer

Port-intensive and culturally immersive itineraries focused on destination over onboard flash.

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Wellness Seeker

Spa, fitness, mindfulness, and clean dining โ€” rest, recovery, and balance at sea.

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Taste Seeker

Ships where the food is the point: specialty restaurants, chef partnerships, wine programs, and ports worth eating in.

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Party Cruiser

High-energy ships: pool decks that stay loud, late-night venues, themed parties, and a crowd that came to socialize.

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Entertainment Seeker

Production shows, live music in every lounge, comedy, headline acts, and the venues to hold them.

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Spotless Sailor

Cleanliness first: CDC sanitation inspection scores, inspection dates, and what the reports actually found.

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